Cablogdab is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, annoying goose.

Cablogdab created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cablogdab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cablogdab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Cablogdab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Cablogdab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Worship no other gods but Cablogdab.

3. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

4. Erect four platinum sculptures of Cablogdab on top of important buildings.

5. Never paint your neck red.