Quafbellgep is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, impressive shark.

Quafbellgep created silver three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafbellgep, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quafbellgep, she will think nothing of it.

Quafbellgep's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Quafbellgep's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Never think about archaea.