Xuckflablik is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental
toad.
Xuckflablik created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Xuckflablik, it will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Xuckflablik, it will turn you into a giant snail.
Xuckflablik's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.
Xuckflablik's Holy Commandments1. Never wear skirts.
2. Never look at black holes.
3. Xuckflablik loves great tits, so they must be respected.
4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Xuckflablik in the centre of the settlement.
5. Retreat if five rats approach from the west.