Xuckflablik is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental toad.

Xuckflablik created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuckflablik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xuckflablik, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Xuckflablik's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Xuckflablik's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Xuckflablik loves great tits, so they must be respected.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Xuckflablik in the centre of the settlement.

5. Retreat if five rats approach from the west.