Yimvabcun is a god.
He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust
porpoise.
Yimvabcun created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yimvabcun, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Yimvabcun, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.
Yimvabcun's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.
Yimvabcun's Holy Commandments1. Yimvabcun must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Never pour water over plants.
3. Never wear stockings.
4. Never eat cherries.
5. Never eat bark.