Yimvabcun is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust porpoise.

Yimvabcun created the Milkyway three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimvabcun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yimvabcun, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yimvabcun's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Yimvabcun's Holy Commandments

1. Yimvabcun must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Never eat bark.