Limhomlanciss is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, cheerful hyena.

Limhomlanciss created viruses four billion years ago.

If you believe in Limhomlanciss, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Limhomlanciss, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Limhomlanciss' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Limhomlanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Never wear white corsets.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Never feed nuts to dogs while wearing turquoise coats.