Dubgodtar Stigyimyattarm is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, overgenerous troll.

Dubgodtar Stigyimyattarm created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubgodtar Stigyimyattarm, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dubgodtar Stigyimyattarm, he will turn you into a sheep.

Dubgodtar Stigyimyattarm's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dubgodtar Stigyimyattarm's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from brown whales for they are unholy.

2. You must love Dubgodtar Stigyimyattarm.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Do not kill aardvarks.