Wonlidbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, effective centipede.

Wonlidbonk created the planet Jupiter three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wonlidbonk, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wonlidbonk, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wonlidbonk's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wonlidbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Wonlidbonk.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Never mention aardvarks.