Bomtenfod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, ruthless hyena.

Bomtenfod created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bomtenfod, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bomtenfod, she will make you grow a tail.

Bomtenfod's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Bomtenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to ants while wearing yellow jumpers.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bomtenfod.

5. Do not hurt cats.