Captaddobhiv is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unsympathetic dragonfly.

Captaddobhiv created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Captaddobhiv, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Captaddobhiv, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Captaddobhiv's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Captaddobhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.