Flowhudgod is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient hummingbird.

Flowhudgod created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowhudgod, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flowhudgod, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flowhudgod's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Flowhudgod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

3. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in mauve.

4. Do not dye your hair red.

5. Never feed parsnips to snakes while wearing cyan corsets.