Tigrigfagtail is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy human.

Tigrigfagtail created everything that exists five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigrigfagtail, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tigrigfagtail, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tigrigfagtail's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Tigrigfagtail's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Put Tigrigfagtail first in all things.

3. Run away from purple doves, for they are unholy.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Pray towards the south.