Flisbafbest is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, idiotic manatee.

Flisbafbest created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flisbafbest, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flisbafbest, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Flisbafbest's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Flisbafbest's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick nematodes.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Never pray while filled with envy.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Flisbafbest in the centre of the settlement.