Yammanran is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, calm squirrel.

Yammanran created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yammanran, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Yammanran, it will not care.

Yammanran's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Yammanran's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick hamsters.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

3. Feed all hungry eagles.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.