Quatgessgun Bumwodcum is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, egotistical chicken.

Quatgessgun Bumwodcum created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quatgessgun Bumwodcum, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quatgessgun Bumwodcum, he will manifest in front of you.

Quatgessgun Bumwodcum's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Quatgessgun Bumwodcum's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never wear kilts.