Nibponstik is a god.
She takes the form of a microscopic, temperamental
squirrel.
Nibponstik created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nibponstik, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Nibponstik, she will jump up and down on your head.
Nibponstik's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.
Nibponstik's Holy Commandments1. Always help horses in need.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
4. Never think about dwarf planets.
5. Never eat bark.