Wipwigpigzedquafnur is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, narcissistic gorilla.

Wipwigpigzedquafnur created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wipwigpigzedquafnur, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Wipwigpigzedquafnur, she will destroy your favourite star.

Wipwigpigzedquafnur's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Wipwigpigzedquafnur's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Hide if six geese approach from the east.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not take Wipwigpigzedquafnur's name in vain.

5. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.