Lansagpit is a god.
She takes the form of a blubbery, proud
capybara.
Lansagpit created energy four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lansagpit, she will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Lansagpit, she will turn you into a duck.
Lansagpit's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Lansagpit's Holy Commandments1. Worship no other gods but Lansagpit.
2. Always look after injured eagles.
3. Lansagpit loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.
4. Never hurt birds.
5. Never wear green hats.