Dincunyok Wabmingut is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, strong crocodile.

Dincunyok Wabmingut created the planet Saturn three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dincunyok Wabmingut, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dincunyok Wabmingut, it will turn you into a slug.

Dincunyok Wabmingut's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dincunyok Wabmingut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Never wear green boots.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never eat turnips.