Hapdablabsaw is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, sapient rhinoceros.

Hapdablabsaw created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapdablabsaw, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hapdablabsaw, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hapdablabsaw's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Hapdablabsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about comets.