Armwonpid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, strong duck.

Armwonpid created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Armwonpid, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Armwonpid, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Armwonpid's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Armwonpid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Always look after injured porpoises.

5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.