Logmidxenwitbasscimvidpop is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, happy wombat.

Logmidxenwitbasscimvidpop created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logmidxenwitbasscimvidpop, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Logmidxenwitbasscimvidpop, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Logmidxenwitbasscimvidpop's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Logmidxenwitbasscimvidpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Logmidxenwitbasscimvidpop's name in vain.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about chlorophyll.