Lamdammit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, contented cat.

Lamdammit created vertebrates twelve years ago.

If you believe in Lamdammit, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lamdammit, it will be very unhappy.

Lamdammit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Lamdammit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill pigs.

2. Never jump in the presence of snails.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.