Ganbog is a god.

He takes the form of a small, stupid dragonfly.

Ganbog created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ganbog, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ganbog, he will turn you into a snail.

Ganbog's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Ganbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never feed lots of lentils to capybaras while wearing brown shoes.

3. Learn nine new languages a year.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Ganbog.

5. Never pour water over plants.