Wegflagfad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, selfish spider.

Wegflagfad created dark matter three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegflagfad, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Wegflagfad, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Wegflagfad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Wegflagfad's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. You must love Wegflagfad.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat green fruit.