Nel is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, impressive pig.

Nel created humanity six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nel, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nel, she will cry a lot.

Nel's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nel's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Do not eat rice.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Fast once a month.