Tikbapbincibflat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking bee.

Tikbapbincibflat created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbapbincibflat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Tikbapbincibflat, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tikbapbincibflat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Tikbapbincibflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.