Wotxennell is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud hamster.

Wotxennell created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Wotxennell, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Wotxennell, she will make you grow a tail.

Wotxennell's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Wotxennell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never leap in holy places.

3. Do not drink water in white rooms.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Wotxennell loves rats, so they must be respected.