Zoddub is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, almighty scorpion.

Zoddub created life twelve years ago.

If you believe in Zoddub, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zoddub, she will laugh at you.

Zoddub's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Zoddub's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near nematodes.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never eat bark.