Listhugtit is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, resourceful jellyfish.

Listhugtit created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Listhugtit, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Listhugtit, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Listhugtit's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Listhugtit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

4. Always treat gulls with great respect.

5. Never think about dark matter near frogs while wearing brown boots and balancing six zinc spheres on your arms.