Fatpakomin is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, witless dragon.

Fatpakomin created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fatpakomin, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fatpakomin, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fatpakomin's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fatpakomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Fatpakomin.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Fatpakomin in the centre of the settlement.