Barnmotbit Fabflamkop is a god.

She takes the form of a small, awe-inspiring scorpion.

Barnmotbit Fabflamkop created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Barnmotbit Fabflamkop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Barnmotbit Fabflamkop, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Barnmotbit Fabflamkop's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Barnmotbit Fabflamkop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo mites for they are unholy.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Barnmotbit Fabflamkop.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Do not hurt great tits.