Flatrutsat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful spider.

Flatrutsat created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatrutsat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flatrutsat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Flatrutsat's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Flatrutsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your face magenta.

2. Never think about special relativity.

3. Do not trade with those who eat limes.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Flatrutsat in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about nebulae.