Gidhengan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humorless zebra.

Gidhengan created light three million years ago.

If you believe in Gidhengan, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gidhengan, he will turn you into a hamster.

Gidhengan's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gidhengan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gidhengan.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gidhengan.