Gidhitlun is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced yak.

Gidhitlun created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidhitlun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gidhitlun, she will cry a lot.

Gidhitlun's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gidhitlun's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Gidhitlun must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.