Vagnabten is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, prudent wyrm.

Vagnabten created the Sombrero Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vagnabten, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vagnabten, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vagnabten's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Vagnabten's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn corsets.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not eat bread.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.