Mifbepmob is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonest rhinoceros.

Mifbepmob created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mifbepmob, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Mifbepmob, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mifbepmob's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Mifbepmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Do not leap in public.