Hatnillstrag Zigveenlad is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, proud capybara.

Hatnillstrag Zigveenlad created humanity two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hatnillstrag Zigveenlad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Hatnillstrag Zigveenlad, he will strike you with lightening.

Hatnillstrag Zigveenlad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Hatnillstrag Zigveenlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear rings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Never talk about hamsters.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Hatnillstrag Zigveenlad on top of all buildings.