Konfedlignur is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, strong cat.

Konfedlignur created the planet Saturn five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Konfedlignur, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Konfedlignur, he will be very sad.

Konfedlignur's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Konfedlignur's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not covet oxen.