Badtonksat Spagbadbit Manmetgat is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unthoughtful mink.

Badtonksat Spagbadbit Manmetgat created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Badtonksat Spagbadbit Manmetgat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Badtonksat Spagbadbit Manmetgat, it will turn you into a mouse.

Badtonksat Spagbadbit Manmetgat's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Badtonksat Spagbadbit Manmetgat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Badtonksat Spagbadbit Manmetgat loves sharks, so they must be respected.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.