Gighubnatpodcutvil is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, humane lizard.

Gighubnatpodcutvil created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gighubnatpodcutvil, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Gighubnatpodcutvil, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gighubnatpodcutvil's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gighubnatpodcutvil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.