Vonkwodnill Miflidfat is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing swan.

Vonkwodnill Miflidfat created the Andromeda Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonkwodnill Miflidfat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vonkwodnill Miflidfat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Vonkwodnill Miflidfat's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Vonkwodnill Miflidfat's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate bats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not dye your hair blue.

4. Do not eat carrots.

5. Always pray immersed in water.