Dodabzag is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, kind frog.

Dodabzag created matter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodabzag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dodabzag, she will jump up and down on your head.

Dodabzag's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Dodabzag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodabzag.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide if five mice approach from the south.

5. Never look at asteroids.