Bimxemkar is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, resourceful fly.

Bimxemkar created the world four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimxemkar, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bimxemkar, it will turn you into a hamster.

Bimxemkar's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bimxemkar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not covet oxen.