Misstandad is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, vain bear.

Misstandad created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Misstandad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Misstandad, he will turn you into a rat.

Misstandad's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Misstandad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near seals while wearing purple corsets.

2. Do not wear indigo clothing.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Misstandad must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Put Misstandad first in all things.