Febmonnul is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, weak scorpion.

Febmonnul created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Febmonnul, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Febmonnul, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Febmonnul's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Febmonnul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Always help shrews.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Never wear fawn kilts.