Jarnfumcet is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, selfish fox.

Jarnfumcet created vertebrates six million years ago.

If you believe in Jarnfumcet, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Jarnfumcet, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jarnfumcet's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Jarnfumcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

3. You must pray to Jarnfumcet six times a day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Jarnfumcet loves turtles, so they must be respected.