Gamxemlam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, proud butterfly.

Gamxemlam created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Gamxemlam, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gamxemlam, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gamxemlam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gamxemlam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white skirts.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.