Satcipgar is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, ruthless chicken.

Satcipgar created time and space three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satcipgar, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Satcipgar, he will turn you into a sheep.

Satcipgar's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Satcipgar's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.