Pittafcannarveen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, proud donkey.

Pittafcannarveen created the planet Saturn six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pittafcannarveen, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pittafcannarveen, she will be very unhappy.

Pittafcannarveen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pittafcannarveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about monkeys.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not speak about figs.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never talk about archaea.