Getpomlagmipshavfebfossab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, humorless warg.

Getpomlagmipshavfebfossab created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Getpomlagmipshavfebfossab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Getpomlagmipshavfebfossab, it will not invite you to parties.

Getpomlagmipshavfebfossab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Getpomlagmipshavfebfossab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Getpomlagmipshavfebfossab's priests.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

5. Getpomlagmipshavfebfossab loves whales, so they must be respected.