Sidhanlarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise human.

Sidhanlarp created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidhanlarp, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sidhanlarp, it will remove you from existence.

Sidhanlarp's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Sidhanlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

3. Always help foxes in need.

4. Hide if three goats approach from the west.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.